grunk

1.A stain that can't be identified in one's shower or toilet.
2. A large messy fudge dragon left in a clogged john.

1. "Jesus! What's that funky green grunk around the tub drain?"

2. "Damn, I just left the nastiest grunk in your porcelain thrown."

by Niffer and Shaun December 1, 2006

grunk

random 17 year old on the internet, isaacwhy, softwilly side character.

grunk is the worst groupchat podcast member

by eepers July 12, 2022

grunk

Grunk is defined as the shortening of the phrase 'grabbable chunk', when talking about lovehandles, or the part of your fat content that can be grabbed more than pinched.

Carmen's got alotta grunk in that trunk.

by Boz.Mind.Reflection.Fuck. July 1, 2006

gunkai

Not to be confused with gunk-eye, this is an exclamatory expression used under any number of appropriate circumstances. There is no clear-cut definition of when to use this word, and however appropriate it is to state this word is to be determined by the speaker. However, if caught saying it in a poor situation, the speaker may be subject to humiliation by his/her peers.

Dewd: Hey. HEY! You got PIzzOwned!
Dude: Haha, no. You did! Gunkai!

note: best spoken in either a South or East Asian accent.

by Zeehar October 9, 2005

G-Funk

A nickname for Mediocre (er, Great) Falls, Montana. Common place to grow up in and then leave once realization that there is so much more in the world.

"Dude, I'm going home to G-Funk this weekend."
"Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that."

by kittnen December 15, 2008

gunk nut

Jack or some other person from the Isle of Wight

He was a right proper gunk nut

by Gary Garyhead March 10, 2003

gunk

unidentified fluid/mush found on an object

There is gunk on my hand.

by uckerboy3292391283948235555555 June 27, 2020