German

A really cool sounding language.

Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

germ

1. usually offensive; see usage example below : a white person of Germanic descent

2. usually offensive; see usage example below : a member of any light-skinned race of Germanic ethnicity

3. : a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons that pertain to a Germanic country or background

Example 1: Germs love to have incest, do drugs, be dirty, and steal.

Example 2: Why do majority of germs have cancer? Because their fucking dirty germs, it's in their nature to be cancerous.

by Fulano de Tal May 6, 2013

german manicure

When youre wiping your ass and and your fingers accidentally swipe across your shit and you end up with brown tips.

After that all you can eat mexican buffet I should wipe my ass with some oven mits so I dont give myself a "german manicure".

by Jordan G & Vincent C June 9, 2008

German-American

1.) An American citizen of both German and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Germany and to the colonies of the United States

A German-American has both German and American blood. The term German-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of German descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true German-American is of both German and colonial American descent.

by Urban Dictionary April 5, 2004

The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

by The Fister October 4, 2004

Pseudo-German

People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.

Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"

by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 9, 2009

German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.

Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.

by Besieged August 6, 2011