gunching

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan

No gunching in the chat.

by gunchpoop May 16, 2025

Glunchy

For when something just feels oddly squishy

eating a sweet-potato is so finna glunchy bro

by Lunux June 23, 2025

Gunch

The neighborhood dumping ground, often a roadside ditch

I walk by the gunch on my way to school every morning.

by Aim_b0t March 28, 2026

Graunchy

graunchy adj. /ˈɡrɔ n.tʃi/

Onomatopoeic. Describing a harsh, gravelly, crunching sound or sensation, especially one that evokes discomfort or friction, like bone grinding against bone or walking on loose gravel.

Often used to describe mechanical or bodily movements that produce an unpleasant grinding noise or feeling.

"As he crouched down, his knees made a graunchy sound that echoed like gravel being crushed underfoot”

by Don Touch October 18, 2025

Gunchstradamas

A Gunchstradamas is someone who has the physical appearance of nostradamas while also being a gunch (a fat worthless piece of fucking shit)

My friend max is a complete Gunchstradamas

by Phineatsbuttpoop December 8, 2025

Grunch

A person who was previously pretty shitty, but has since given up their evil ways. It was first used in Pilotredsun's "Grinch's ultimatum," where it's simply an intentional typo and mispronunciation of the term "grinch."

Shout-out to my goat Vegeta, he's a top tier grunch fr

by Daggerguy32 January 19, 2026

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011