Muslim Flea Flicker

When you’re taking a shit and the lightbulb in the bathroom explodes causing you to aggressively shit your pants

Tom: damn I just experienced the Muslim flea flicker.

Brandon: holy shit dude, are you ok?

by The Shitler January 7, 2021

Flea bagging

When an animal (mainly your pet) comes in your area and drops his fleas off.

My dash is scratching now because the damn cat came in flea bagging!

by Slantified September 22, 2020

fleabag

Affectionate name for an old dog or cat.

Move over and let me sit down you old fleabag.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

flea

female that doesnt do anything with her life
loud for no reason and hangs out with strays

-(yelling)GIRL, WHAT I DON'T EVEN GIVE A F$%$, LOL
*ok chill
-MAN HE BLOWING ME HE NEED TO HOP OFF F#$# THAT B%$%$!!!
*Shut up flea damn

by anonymous2391 April 11, 2008

Flea Market

A racist place for only white people who sell stolen goods

White guy: Have you been to the Flea market?
Black guy: No i'm black

by Smartidiot August 16, 2006

fleakin

a word used when pissed off, meaning fucking

Steven "What a fleakin n00b, i pwnd his ass!"

David "Shut-up, im not that bad"

Garrett "Go cry you fleakin n00b!"

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy November 9, 2008

Fleabagger

A sad attempt by the tea party members, who used to call themselves teabaggers (a name that fell out of favor when they found out the other popular meaning of the word) not to be the butt of their own joke anymore. The term was popularized by Michelle Malkint; it usually refers to a politician who flees his home state to avoid a quorum, preventing an unwanted legislation from being passed.

A: ...so he moved to another state to stop the law from passing.
B: What a fleabagger.
A: still better than a teabagger.
B True. True.

by Ngherappa May 5, 2011