Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

wumpa fruit

Its that druzit from Crash

How many wumpa fruits do you have

by Weirdassleg October 24, 2018

Jac Fruit

Adjective: A derrogatory description of a person or individual.

Would you look at this Jac Fruit across the bar.

That was a Jac Fruit play.

What Jac Fruit thought that up?

by Dman81 September 27, 2010

sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Fruit Sticker

A girls tattoo. Across her lower back or hip area. New boyfriends hate them and can't peel them off.

She's pretty hot.. But she has a big Fruit Sticker goin on.

by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005

fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.

Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.

by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011