Megan Fox

An "actress" who was a former model who was quite beautiful at one time, but then like most women nowadays had to go and fuck it up with bad lip injections and even worse tattoo's, now becoming just another run of the mill bimbo who tries too hard to be like Angelina Jolie. Constantly shows that she's lucky to be in Hollywood everytime she opens her mouth, whether it's saying she doesn't want to be known for her looks then posing semi-nude in Maxim, or that everyone of her tattoo's is her way of saying fuck you (while she has the name of a former boyfriend etched into her skin), or her Hitler like comments calling for the death of Middle America that hasn't gotten her in hot water for some inexplicible reason. Totally over-rated.

Guy 1: So how about that Megan Fox?

Me: What about her?

Guy 1: She's pretty hot don't you think?

Me: No.

Guy 1: No?

Me: Did I stutter?

Guy 1: How can you think she's not hot?

Me: The tattoo's, the vapid, brainless way she expresses herself, the tries too hard to be a bad girl image, the bad plastic surgery, the utter lack of talent that she has, need I go on?

by Chitwood July 10, 2009

Fox Two

Air Force Slang for the launching of a Sidewinder Air to Air missile

"This is Gold 3, Fox Two!"

by Wolfe Kerensky September 1, 2005

FOX NEWS

a news station scaring parents with their Bottom of the barrel lies about games opening up a 100% chance of their children being murdered for MONEY

Mom: FOX NEWS just said that video games are evil

Kid: I can't wait when I can leave this house

by Bombh February 1, 2018

Milk of the fox

A substance which supplies slyness to those who are raised upon it.

That man has outwitted the crow and has its food without having to chase it, therefore he has been raised on the milk of the fox.

by Sham Lad August 4, 2011

Fox News

The news you watch when news isn't what you want.

The "news" station for brainless "real americans" is Fox News or Faux News.

by ashasal April 17, 2009

megan fox

formerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes

(in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn!

(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!

by couch potat April 5, 2010

fox news

A common typo for the corporate lobbyist, i mean news, no actually i mean corporate lobbyist network which is actually spelled faux news. It was initially faux news but roger ailes decided to keep the mistake because he realized few rednecks, i mean Sarah Palin supporters, no I mean rednecks wouldn't know what faux meant and after they found out it was originally a french word most likely boycott the station and say it was "for commies" which is the noun they use for anything they disagree with.

redneck 1: Hey Cletus did you see that fox news last night.

redneck 2: Yeah Festus I was watching it, I'm glad someone else thinks shut up is a good comeback too.

by Madax132 March 4, 2010