forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

forkan

peice of shit kid who loves to fuck and suck

forkan can i have a blowjob?
sure mikey i lovethe cock in my mouth

by the handi capper October 16, 2004

fookin

fookin is a nick-name that was given to a man from Ohio. He is the leader of a xboxlive clan that is one of the best clans in the world. His gamertag on xboxlive is TDA FOOKIN HC. He is the founder of The Devils Advocates. I heard that he got his name originaly from playing paintball, apparantly he was a one man machine and took out 9 other people. When the players got shot they went back to a neutral zone and stated they got shot by fookin ed. Come to find out this guy is an underground celebrity in no submission fighting around Cleveland and bankrolled some major cash, never losing a fight. People that met him say that he is a funny s.o.b. but they know he could break them in about 5 seconds. Fookin dissapeared from the fighting scene and resurfaced on xboxlive. All I can say is that if you ever talk with him be nice. That is the myth of FOOKIN. In order to earn the definition you have to take it away from the original FOOKIN. Good Luck

FOOKIN is the baddest underground fighter alive.

by call it the way I see it November 11, 2008

Furking

Fun at work. Or having fun while you're working.

Fun + work

I'm having a fabulous time Furking today!!

by yeders October 3, 2009

forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.

come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.

by your fellow forker April 10, 2005