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Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.
Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”
by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022
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creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.
Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.
by Bastiian November 15, 2021
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Grandma Georgina

Your grandma that’s bad as hell and owns the diner in Fortnite. Guys, it’s time to open your Amazon package cuz that’s what I though she was
Hey girl, you got a Grandma Georgina” ahaha
by Ikeisafatretard September 11, 2021
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coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom
“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma
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Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.
did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal
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Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth
"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"
by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021
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Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.
Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.
by Himbo Licious October 21, 2008
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