Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Food-Pouch

A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)

To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.

by IceBlast360 May 10, 2018

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

Hostage Food

(noun): Food that is purchased for employees or those attending meetings to eat during their breaks. Usually a bulk type food like many boxes of pizza, large sandwich tray. Generally much cheaper and of less quality than catered food. Main purpose being to feed a decent sized group of people cheaply.

Every sunday at work they feed us hostage food for lunch.
This cheap ass hostage food taste like shit.

by random0934598347598347 April 24, 2007

Angel Food Cake

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

food

the solution to all of women's problems.

woman: Im ugly
My boyfriend dumped me
My job sucks
Everyone hates me
Im on my period
I have acne
I scare little kids
Food: Im here for you babe!!

by Boominspeakers July 24, 2012