Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

flood

flood is a known sex offender, beware i warned you

flood is a known sex offender

by nursezone July 11, 2024

Flood tumor

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.

Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.

by eggsandpan November 30, 2018

flooding

the act of peeing inside a vagina or anus

because why not right

"so a lady in her 20's came into the ER and said her boyfriend peed inside her?!"

"oh you mean flooding"

"huhh?"

by Shugaka July 30, 2024

UD Flood

When you look up something about Urban Dictionary and all that comes up are definitions on urban dictionary.

UD Flood:I trued to look up “how to vote on urban dictionary” and the results were UD Flooded with definitions of the with vote.

by iabast December 25, 2020

Flood The Gulch

Slang for urination, especially of large volume or into a vagina as a sexual act.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go flood the gulch.

by Cheeky Boy Lover June 15, 2024

bud flood

The act of shitting oneself upon drinking five or more bud lights in a sitting.

Ex. "Why were you in the shitter so long"

"Got the bud flood bruh"
"Oh. Gotchu fam."

by Zebrasnuggie June 8, 2016