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flathered

I am so flathered.
by ez street man May 18, 2009
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Flatté

Putting in an order for flat white but being presented instead with a latté: Flatté
When an order for a flat white is made but the waiter brings you a latté instead then when suddenly becoming aware hesitates and apologetically offers to replace it with the original request, but you shrug your shoulders accept the latte and assure by exclaiming "mate your note was misread as a 'flatté'!"
by k9999r December 9, 2010
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Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.
Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.
by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011
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flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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Flutterstep

Flutterstep is a sub-genre to the third degree, being a sub-genre of dubstep (a sub-genre of breakbeat and drum-and-bass from 2-step garage usually featuring one or multiple 'drops'; in turn a sub-genre of EDM). Flutterstep contains vocal cuts from the character Fluttershy from the Hub's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show. Flutterstep (as of 5/4/2013) has a very small selection of musical pieces, and large variance in musical talent is present between them. Some Flutterstep mixes are therefore amazing, with a perfect mix of dubstep badassery and Fluttershy's introvertedness and cuteness well blended and suitable even for club scenes. The other side of the spectrum would have you want to slay Fluttershy after gouging out your eardrums, and offer her slowly draining husk to Satan in exchange never to hear that song again.
Clouds VIP, a remix by Omnipony (Brony musician), is a typical but well-laid dubstep piece: variance lies between smooth tones and Fluttershy voice cuts from 'So Many Wonders'; and two drops where your head explodes from hyper-awesome overload. Avast Ye' Fluttershy's Ass on the other hand, is a crude and poorly done knock-off parody, which I hardly include as Flutterstep and more as an attempt to shine shit.
by Brony Definitions May 4, 2013
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flutterjob

When you are balls deep in her pussy missonary with your balls lined up with her asshole and she farts and the force is enough to lift your sack causing them to flutter to and fro.
Esthela ripped a big one while we were fucking. Best flutterjob I ever had!
by NOgodBob November 29, 2017
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Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.
Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.
by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020
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