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Flat Earth

A bunch of idiots who had nothing to do then resurfaced, and an idiot believed it.
by Sutāpurachina January 3, 2020
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Flat Out Like A Lizard Drinking

Adj. Simile. To be extremely busy to the point of running "flat out," a play on words involving the image of a lizard that physically stretches itself thin to literally drink water from a pond etc.
Slacking off? Are you kidding, mate? I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
by TheBadSanta November 2, 2008
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flat coke

(see also flat)

Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.
Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.
by flat coke February 11, 2008
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i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom
by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009
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flat bird

Popularized in the late 1970's in Philadelphia, a flat bird is male genitalia that is very thin and gangly.
While crossing streams John John looked at Greg's member and stated " Wow Greg, you have a flat bird"
by Flat Bird April 12, 2017
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Flat-Brimmed Hat

Although no-one knows the exact origin of the flat-brimmed hat style, a majority of speculation notes that african-americans living within lower-class suburbanite neighborhoods, or "ghettos", were the originators of the style.

Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.

Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.

In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Look at that kid. I just want to punch him in the lips. Only a fake-ass bitch would wear a stupid flat-brimmed hat.

You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.

What a fuckin d-bag.
by Timbur March 12, 2011
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Flat Chips

Potatoes that are cut flat and then fried. Not to be mistaken for fried potato.
Charlie: Hey Ramzy my mum just cooked me flat chips
Ramzy: Fried Potato?
Charlie: Nah bro GGNORE
by FlatChipMaster121 December 13, 2012
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