Louisiana Mud Flap

A sexual act between a man and a woman wherein the man defecates directly into a woman's vagina. The man then uses his balls in a slapping motion to pat the feces into the vagina. Not pleasurable for either party.

My lady got botchulism after I have her the old Louisiana mud flap.

by Dork Hat March 31, 2009

Flapa Dapa

This occurs when a naked male stands and pelvic thrusts repeatedly (more often then not in front of the mirror or his girlfriend) sending his penis and genitals violently against his stomach and rebounding into his taint. Thus creating the noise "Flapa Dapa".

"Hey babe check this Flapa Dapa out."

by b_jewled October 21, 2008

Flap Tap

When a Male or Female, Particularly a Female, Decides to tap a Females "flap".
Meaning to stroke and rub the entry of a womans vagina, including the surrounding "flaps".

Nicole: Did you remember what I did last night?
Rhiannon: Yeah, You tapped my flap HARD!
Nicole: Yeah, i enjoyed the Flap Tap Although, you need more experience and a trim.

by flap-tapper101 January 25, 2009

Flaips

1.When you put Adobe Flash, Adobe Illustrator, and Adobe Photoshop next to each-other on the Apple Task bar.
2.Awesome.

Guy 1---- "I rearranged adobe flash, illustrator, and photoshop to spell flaips."

Guy 2---- "AWESOME!!!!"

by ZNews1000 July 6, 2009

flap sex

1.the act of fat people or skinny doing it in the flaps(rolls) by being jerked off in on flaps or scissoring in the fat flap sex is a way some fat people show there affection since it's hard to find the lovers genitals.

(brandon) man i made sweet love to my boyfriend
(adam) i don't even want to know shut up
(brandon) man we did each other in the flap
(adam) so you had flap sex
(brandon) yeah
(adam) nice

by killmeihavenolife December 10, 2007

Bird Flap

Fat guy's belly below his belt (similar to Bunt or Crotch Belly)

That dude's belt is pushing down his bird flap

by Joe Carott December 23, 2008

skin flap

A useless person. Someone who thinks they are important but are as annoying as a flap of skin.

My manager Will thinks he is all that but he is just a skin flap.

by Amy Beth December 11, 2007