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"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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Filter Fuck

When someone uses so many filters on a photo, it becomes unrecognizable.
Person 1: Dude have you seen my mom's post on Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah I didn't even know it was you until I looked closer, she Filter Fucked that picture.
by F1SHPASTE November 2, 2020
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filter feeding

the act of collecting urine in a cup and then squatting below the vagina of a female with a crab infestation in her pubic hair. The female will then proceed to slowly pour the urine down her stomach area until it trickles though the infested bush, the ‘filter feeder’ will be waiting mouth agape to collect the lice+urine solution until either the mouth is full or cup is empty, the point in which they will subsequently follow
‘mate this bird i was with the other night was up for some nasty shit, she had me filter feeding at the end of her bed’
by the filter feeder February 10, 2025
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rose filter

My brother is a moron and he thinks that this is a saying
by Alberto CG August 3, 2019
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IR cut filter

The IR-cut filter(ICF) is a short pass filter that blocks infrared light (700-1100nm)and transmits the visible light(400-700nm)
by Accuteoptical August 16, 2009
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Filter-rape

When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes
Person 1: oh my god, is he wearing make-up?
Person 2: nah, he just filter-raped his face
by Tractorgasm April 30, 2019
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Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.
"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen
by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018
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