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felipe sorto

A man/kid that spends too much money in video games
There is a felipe sorto in my school.
by andreamiamor6thgradecrush February 5, 2018
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flipper

A person who has part of a hand missing, were the actual nub left looks like a flipper.
"Holy shit Jim, you've got a flipper!"
by j and K May 23, 2006
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Flipper

A gay person (Male or Female) who manages to "flip" a succintly straight person to homosexuality.

There are usually more female flippers tha male.
Martina Navratilova made a married woman leave her husband for her. She's such a flipper!
by Kokooroo April 13, 2013
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Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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Felipes

MOJOS, Wetters, settlers from southern part of mexico. Usually very short under 5'5"
by Kunta October 1, 2003
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Felipe

One who is lacking in swag, but isn't lacking clumsiness and ugliness. May originate from Colombia, even though Colombia is filled with astute individuals. Appears to look like a nativ Indian with a severely large angle on the nose. Kudo and cool points are in the negatives compared to the average human. Somehow has an extremely stunning and gorgeous girlfriend who dearly likes him for who he is, even if her beauty outshines this average man.
Luis, It sure is nice to not be a Felipe!
by kawaiixsarii May 12, 2011
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Felipe

Has a small penis but is also funny and ok at fortnite.
Friend: he has a small penis
Other friend: it must be Felipe
by Sam the dude July 10, 2019
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