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Yeetus the fetus

Tim: Honey You gatta yeetus the fetus or else your Father will find out!!!
by interforth March 22, 2020
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Fetus Attraction

Fetal Attraction is the name of a sex move where a guy is having sex with a pregnant woman (usually in the third trimester). The guy pounds on the woman's stomach until the fetus aborts out onto his dick. The guy then proceeds to beat the girl with her dead fetus until he ejaculates.
John, "aw shit dude, I was getting some awesome poontang last night"

Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."
by Hacksaw Mutilator March 16, 2009
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fectus

A nickname of someone who can be infectious with numerous diseases - contagious or not.
Look at that Fectus. How's Fectus today? The guy that sits in front of me is a Fectus.
by jokerbird May 4, 2004
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fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.
-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
by Ethan March 23, 2005
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Fetus

1: a blob of cells which, as it differentiates, forms a parasitic relationship with a host body, often referred to as the 'mother' (the fetus takes nutrients from the mother and returns nothing, thus the term 'parasite'). The parasitism often lasts well after the pregnancy, during which the fetus resides within the body of the mother; in some species the post-birth parasitism lasts 18 years or more. Not to be confused with a human being, which is what a fetus is called only after being pushed through the birth canal of another human being.
2: A good source of stem cells, which are cells that have yet to differentiate into a specific type of cell. For some reason, stem cell research is a very controversial issue.
Note: In some human cultures, especially those with screwed up priorities, feti have more rights than the human women in which they germinate.
Stem cells from a fetus can help the disabled by regenerating into needed cells in damaged parts of their bodies.
by Child Hatter May 8, 2003
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Jesus Fetus

A fetus that was aborted for your SINS!!
Marry got a abortion cause god raped her! Then she created a JESUS FETUS!
by FurFur January 28, 2009
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fetus

a word that is amusing when paired with the phrase feed us (feed us fetus); as to say that you want to be fed fetus... because rhymes are fun, and fetus is tasty... mmmm, fetus.
Jesus, please us and feed us fetus.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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