February 28 

Tell your bsf that starts with A you like them

Austin:I like you (even tho it's February 28)

February 28 by Amanda Victoria Lopez October 30, 2019

February 26th 

the day pickles are meant to be enjoyed

person 1: woah today is february 26th i will appreciate pickles

February 26th by sock orange juice October 15, 2019

February 28th 

This is the day the finest, smart, and just simply amazing people are born. Guys born on this day are the total package like having long peens and knowing how to treat you right girl.

February 28th: Look at him he so fine he MUST be born on the 28th of February 😍

February 28th by Veda October 18, 2019

February 24 

On this day, you can be as gay as you want, and it won't affect your current relationship! You reading This, yes you, GO BE GAY ON THIS DAY!!

"Hey dude, wanna go be gay together?"
"Dude, don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah but it's fine, it's February 24th!!"
"Ok dude, let's go!!"

February 24 by ThePersonWhoSentYouThisIsSuici February 20, 2020

27th February 

My birthday🎉🎉 even though NO ONE remembers it 😡😡

Friend: what’s the date?
Me:oh it’s the 27th February

Friend: cool
Me: anything else to add?
Friend: no what else would I add?
Me:nvm
Me in my brain: (fucking bitch!)

27th February by Just a nobody November 2, 2019

February 27th 

A day where only the sexiest legends are born. Pisces? More like big penis. Only those born on THIS day are blessed with an amazing Shlong.

Hey it’s that sexy fucker who was born on February 27th!
I heard those born on this day love men, especially your dad.

February 27th by ChokeMeChet29 October 17, 2019

February 1st 

The day when people are allowed to just breakdown anywhere! In the middle of a school presentation, in a supermarket, on the street, anywhere!

Alicia: WAAAAAAAAA
Sonia: shut the fuck up why are you crying
Alicia: it's February 1st, I'm allowed to breakdown anywhere

Sonia: oh shit let me join

February 1st by sqonia October 16, 2019