Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 23, 2024

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Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by June 23, 2024

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gump feather

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.

You need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather.

by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014

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candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.

Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!

by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023

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Wild Turkey Feather

1. A truly one of a kind type of person. 2. Someone who is so different from everyone else that their differences stand out openly. 3. A rare breed of being.

I consider myself to be a "wild turkey feather". Diverse and different

by New Borne February 25, 2018

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