frightening facial

When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face

It was my wife's birthday so I surprised her with a frightening facial.

by SpunkMaster September 1, 2015

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Facial Booklette

(Or Facialbooklette)
Another way to say Facebook

George: "I think Its about time I finally check my Facial Booklette . Its been two whole minutes.. I just cant get enough"

by mr.ipod February 3, 2009

Facial Fragging

The art of ejaculating all over a girl's face without her permission.

Terminology commonly used amongst call of duty fans.

1.''Dude, i totally gave that chick a good facial fragging last night!''

2.''I'm off out to get my facial frag on!''

3.''She actually enjoyed my facial frag warfare''

4.''Someones gonna get facially fragged!''

by rollmodel101 August 30, 2010

facial dart

when you aim at anything (more then likly a face) and try and hit it with your jizz rocket.

"damn i tried to turn off the lights with my facial dart but i missed and hit my sisters forehead"

by mike ock April 30, 2004

facial piercing

Things emo kids get to disguise the fact that they're sad pathetic excuses for a sub-human lifeform

"Dude, i just got a facial piercing! do you think i'm scene now?"

by conlyn November 20, 2007

180 FACIAL

WHEN PREPAIRING TO ADMINISTER A STANDARD FACIAL, TURN 180 DEGREES AND PROJECT A BOWEL MOVEMENT ON YOUR PARTNER.

I GAVE MY WIFE A 180 FACIAL FOR HER BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR, IT TOOK HER ALL WEEK TO CLEAN IT UP.

by CESAR RODRIGUEZ August 3, 2010