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Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.
It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.
by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010
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Seafood Facial

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.
by snatch_master December 28, 2011
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Digital Facial

noun
1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.
1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.

2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.
by pryztyx July 17, 2012
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Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013
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Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.
Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.
by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014
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snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014
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