Football Club Barcelona

A football club that has historically been Real Madrid's bitch, and which has recently found relative glory resulting into the increase of large number of plastic fans.

Football Club Barcelona has ugly jersey. They are also champions of frauds, giving orgy to player's father, illegally bringing kids to academy etc.

by Officer Fireman September 8, 2015

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football hangover

The feeling (like you just spent a long night at a bar) that you get after a high school football game.

Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.

Guy 1: You want to go out today.
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover

by euphoniumshadow19 December 22, 2008

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Football Blah Blah

A phrase coined by Al Murray (the pub landlord) describing when two people (usually men) engage in idle and predictable chat about football.

Dave: "Did you see that tackle in the United game at the weekend?"

Trevor: "Yeah what a shocker, can't believe he didn't get sent off."

Dave: "Unbelievable decision by the ref..."

Pam: "Quit your Football Blah Blah."

*Trevor and Dave continue their pints in silence*

by BishopRock November 15, 2012

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football weightroom

in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.

"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."

by Judge of All January 26, 2014

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