female pattern blindness

When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.

That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.

by Feliz the Great January 19, 2005

female bassist

A female bassist is a girl who's too tough to sing and too cool to play guitar. Often stereotyped as lesbian for high amounts of testosterone (a bass is a really heavy, four-stringed guitar). Like other bassists, female bassists come in two styles: reserved and cool, or freaking insane.

Drummer: CRASHboomPOWkaSHING
Guitarist: Dweedddledwee
Singer: Na na na na
Female bassist: DOO DOO DOO DUH DOO

by Phblt July 30, 2010

Female Snowball

When a woman squirts (ejaculates) into a guys mouth, and then the guy makes out with her in which she inevitably drinks it.

The female snowball is the opposite of the male snowball.

by nedryerson November 14, 2010

Female Twink

lesbians that are very similar to male twink as they are usually hairless and very submissive. they usually have a more dominant partner much like a male twink.

Milo is such a female twink! Is her girlfriend the dominant one?

Definitely.

by mebobatea January 7, 2018

female condom

A contraceptive that is best compared to a plastic bag like you get at the supermarket. There's really no reason to use one of these, when better options are available for a couple of bucks at the mini mart, and pulling out is free.

Matt: "So Kevin, how was Lindsey last night? Did you beat it up, as usual?"
Kevin: "Hell yeah dogg, I beat that up like I was the school bully."
Matt: "You guys use those female condoms, right?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she ran out. Fortunately she had just bought groceries at Safeway, so I just strapped on a plastic bag and went at it."
Matt: "Good thinking, man. That's some serious Macgyver shit."
Kevin: "No, not really."

by Nick D February 8, 2004

female logic

Logic can be defined as reason, rationale, or the process of arriving at a deduction using existing principles of validity. Since men and women have completely different perspectives of looking at the same situation, the principles or reasoning used to assess a situation can be vastly different. Female logic refers to the method of assessing a situation using the perspective of women.

If more people used female logic to assess things, the world would be very different.

by Expecto5patronum May 14, 2022

Female Dick

When a girl is way too independent and refuses to rely on anyone, especially a guy, she's said to have a "Female dick".

A girl who is sick but fights her sickness and refuses to even let her boyfriend try to take care of her. Fiercely independent. "Just lop off your female dick please"

by EbbieBebbie February 5, 2012