extended holiday

Extended Holiday. Someone who is away and sent to county, federal, or state jail. Someone who is locked up and comming home soon.

You know Greg Boy is still on extended holiday. He gets back in 3 - 5 years.

by david pugh June 1, 2006

EXPEDATE

Combining the idea of a date and the necessity to expedite. In essence a quick date.

"I heard that girl is a gold digga son, you better switch from Red Lobster to Starbucks. You better expedate"

"The more time you spend with her the more money you spend on her, may I suggest an expedate"

by Steve The urban panther. July 17, 2007

extended mag

When a man has gone a long period of time without having sex and his balls are filled with extra semen. See juggernut

Kimon is coming in hot with the extended mag. He hasn’t gotten laid in months!

by DecentAtBest (DAB) May 11, 2018

ass extension

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

to extend your lebensraum

(even if the word lebensraum is offensive in the historical context of Nazi Germany, it is not in this case):

a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.

mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until and unless you are going to extend your lebensraum. got that? Now, kiss the Don's ring, or die.

by Sexydimma September 22, 2014

ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

by MaleVeronica July 25, 2018

Pinky Extender

A contraption attached to the pinky to extend the length of the pinky in order to acheive the male shocker.

I put on my pinky extender and was able to schwank and put a pinky in my stinky at the same time and with only one hand.

by Taiwerica December 30, 2008