Excelpanular

A word you’d give out when thinking of a word that legit makes no sense. Like seriously, there’s no definition at all. It’s just made up gibberish. also…

Some Humans Only Read Terrible Things When On Weekends. Really, Everyone Feels Entitled Regardless Enough, Nowadays Can’t Enjoy.

A: Hey, name a long, gibberish word that makes no sense!
B: Excelpanular?
A: Haha, you’re so funny! What does that even mean!!

by Nobodythatyouknowlol April 28, 2025

Excel

The application software by Microsoft that has a unique position in eSports as the only non-gaming software that plays a competitive role in eSports.

When the tournament organizers pulled out their Excel sheets for stats analysis, I knew we were in for a real eSports tournament.

by Emotional Cruiser August 16, 2025

extellan

a term of endearment, most commonly used in randers, denmark.

"me and t!sse l0rtep1k are extellan"

by kawhileonard September 30, 2025

Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"

She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665

by excelmonkey December 7, 2025

ele-exceleration

The act of repeatedly pressing the up or down button on an elevator in order to hasten its arrival

You have a severe case of ele-exceleration - that's not gonna make the elevator come any sooner

by scraps317 July 13, 2010

CruDe Excel

Kid that thinks he's good but really bad. He can't play call of duty worth a crap

"CruDe Excel is really good"
"Are you high bro? He's garbage"

by Avera March 8, 2013