Evert

crapping in public / passing solids in the street

Lads go without me i need Evert - drop off the kids at the park

by westside1234 February 17, 2009

Everett

A player

Everett can cheat on everyone

by Herery November 10, 2015

life, the universe, and everything

The question that pan-dimensional space-beings asked the computer Deep Thought in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The computer took millions of years and came up with the answer 42. Life, the universe, and everything is also a noob board on GameFAQs that idiots post bad pr0n websies to (I hate GameFAQs).

Dude: Why the fjsk is the answer to life, the universe and everything 42?

by Tiko March 20, 2004

everet

An awesome friend, good at sports, kind, caring, never lets anyone down, and courageous.

Everet is awesome at baseball.

by Everet July 14, 2015

evertonians

Supporters of Everton Football Club.

Everton is based in the city of Liverpool and is full of local fans from the area. Bitter rivals of Liverpool FC who have a 1% share of the fans in the city, the others come from Norway

Evertonians support Everton not because the choose to, but because they are the chosen one`s

by i-hate-red April 22, 2006

evertonian's

a sad bitter bunch of asbo's who have an irrational hatred of anything red. they can often be seen wearing the colour blue, normally after a derby win (which is'nt very often) or after a ropey win against lower division opposition in the f.a cup. they have been known to adopt convicted criminals as there icons and have also been known to employ scottish homosexuals to score goals for them

as evertonian's it means nothing to us that Duncan Ferguson was an over paid, carthorse thug that was crap. because he had an everton tattoo.

by Colin O'sullivan September 12, 2006

multi purpose everything tool

A tool that can be used for anthing. Usually a large knife or the like. I have one and i use it for all kinds of stuff. Scratchin itches, cleanin the pipe, cutting stuff, poking badgers, carvin my name in shit, widdleing, death threats, both mistemenor and felony crimes, picking locks, picking my nose, picking my teeth,(not in that order), fileing fingernails, can be used as silverware, skinning small animals, cut rope or wire, dialing numbers on the phone, typing, pokeing holes in stuff, and many others.

I used my multi purpose everything tool 3 times while submitting this definition

by Russ Bus April 9, 2006