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Eastern Connecticut

The shitty, white-trash side of Connecticut (except some parts of the shore). All of the illiterate hicks there like the Red Sux, claim CT is part of the Boston area(it definitely is NOT), smell like shit, suck at all sports, and are insanely enviously of those of us in the west who do not live in vinyl prefab housing. They show their animosity by being hateful and completely rude to any Yankee fan, wealthy person, and otherwise civilized being. They also attempt to use fake Boston accents, which sounds horrible enough; this further excentuates their stupidity.
Hick from Eastern Connecticut: Hey look at the rich kid- he has shoes and ooooh an alligator on his shirt, what a loser- Go Sox!
Me: Did I give you persmission to talk to me trailer trash?
Hick: Go Sox! (Drooling)
Me and my friends: What a fucking retard- these people seriously need to kill themselves.
by i pwnd ur mom July 7, 2007
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easter candy

A large female stuffed into clothes that are far too small.
Ted: Man, that sure is some nasty easter candy.
Bill: I know, marshmallow peeps are disgusting.
Ted: Not those, I mean that fatty in the tank top over there.
by Station April 28, 2004
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Easter Feaster

When you make a way more than neccessary amount of food on easter.
Man 1: "Dood what are you doin today?"
man 2: "Nothin man, just havin an Easter Feaster at my place with my roommate"
Man 1: "Nice!"
by BC32 April 4, 2010
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Easter egging

When a person dips their balls in colored dye, then paints another persons face while they are sleeping.
"You shouldn't of passed out last night bro.."

"Yea I know, the guys Easter egged me pretty bad. I didn't even realize until I got to work this morning."

"..Im so sick of them Easter egging me, people keep wanting to hide me for their kids.."
by A-MAHFUGGIN-J February 11, 2013
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Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.
"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"
by RadicalSucks! March 3, 2005
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Easter

A holiday that doesnt make sense.
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead?
Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS?
Person A: I don't see what that has to do with---
Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny!
Easter doent make any fuckin sense!
by JerZeyCJ March 29, 2010
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Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
by omgzzzz December 22, 2004
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