Ethan Engle

Without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. His lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe ass chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play Command and Conquer. He also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.

That guy is so awesome and apathetic all at once, he's such an Ethan Engle!

by Super Cool Ethan Fan September 28, 2011

Ethan Ridgell

The greatest person to ever live and is sooooooo much better than kyle :D

Ethan- Im so much better than u

Kyle- I know :(

Dan- hell ya, Ethan Ridgell rocks!!

by randompersonnobodyknows January 1, 2012

ethan guardian eagle

Ethan guardian Eagle is a male name for someone who is extremely sweet and cares genuinely about...almost...everyone around him. He is compassionate and loving and would do anything to keep, protect, or prove his affection to the one he loves. He has a fantastic sense of humor and is extremely smart! he is extremely protective and ...romantic..in a sense!

person 1: I wish i had a boyfriend like that girl!
person 2: Who Ethan Guardian Eagle? Yah he is amazing to her!
Person 3: Every body loves him! Hes perfect!

by LessThanThree April 12, 2014

ethan sherry

not only will he sweep you off your feet with his personality to die for, he will charm you with his outstanding cuteness. he is super duper fun and east to fall in love with. he can definitely be described as a teddy bear. he is strong enough to protect you and keep you safe, but soft enough to make your heart melt. ethan? if you really want to know the meaning, look up the definition of perfection. bc darling, you are perfect and i fucking love you.

girl ; whose ethan sherry?
lilly ; perfection

by lilly.s.j January 16, 2015

Ethan L

A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.

Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.

by etRock November 8, 2016

Ethan Vo

Best man you'll ever meet in life. So friggin hot. Kindest man in the history of the entire UNIVERSE!!!

Ethan Vo is so friggin hot. Kindest man in history of universe. DA BEST at being the best. Also very friggin hot

by SOME RANDOM GIRL 101 November 6, 2017

Ethan Dolan

very sexy man that is 00F and that has a sexy v line 00F and also that has abs and that is fucken awesome... and is awesome in bed ;)

Ethan Dolan is a good man in bed.

by Kerlin solis June 7, 2018