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I'm gonna give you a European reach around! a what?! a hug!
by andy41 January 2, 2011
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European swim

What middle aged European men and women do at the beach. Instead of actual swimming they simply hitch up their skirts/pants and stand around in knee deep water.
Hey Todd, come in for a swim. I can't dude, I'm wearing my fave board shorts. That's ok dude, have a European swim! Bonus!
by reesly February 18, 2011
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Europiss

A term denoting beer which (a) is brewed in Europe and (b) resembles urine in taste. Such beer is in fact brewed to appeal to American tastes, and rarely drunk in Europe.

Any use of this term betrays the speaker's xenophobia and/or utter lack of knowledge of beer, as it is common knowledge that the Americans are responsible for many of the worst crimes against beer in human history. The idea of Americans trashing European beer as a whole is therefore a joke to American and European beer connisseurs alike.
Clueless American: *spits out drink violently* What the hell is this? Fucking europiss.
Bartender: Uh, that's Budweiser, sir.
by arec_barrwin November 19, 2011
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European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.
The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.
by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020
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Europe

Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.
"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
by jack June 19, 2003
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Fortress Europe

Mainland europe controlled by Hitler during WWII
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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Europeans

The best people on the Earth, invented most of the shit we use today. Europeans have unique history. We have beautiful cities and countrysides and we found america. Most of the americans are european origin. We also conrolled most of the Africa and rest of the world in 1700-century
wow look at that european! He must be a vise man
by Hezeone March 22, 2003
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