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Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.
Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014
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dumped

To shoot off rounds from your gun
Them niggaz tried me so I dumped on them niggaz.
by Travis April 21, 2005
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Straight dumping

Is used when explaining anything above and beyond avrage preety much perfect and awsome.Can also be used to represent killing.
ex. Hey Josh just when undeafeted in the tournement cause im straight dumping.
ex. Dude i was straight dumping in halo3
by dj dumping April 18, 2009
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dumpledore

A term used to define the area which the feces leaves the rectum,generally used by the wizarding community. a play on the words "dumple" and "door" .
"close your dumpledore" "Did you see that Ron, I put it right in her dumpledore!"
by screwge November 12, 2007
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dumpest

the dumpest of the dumb.

like super dooper dumb.

so dumb, you're DUMP!
jack: hahaha, did you see me going through the wrong check out line?
john: YES mate! haha, that was the dumpest thing you've ever done.
by thelieisthetruth July 25, 2011
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dumple

A telnet BBS Server written in Python scripting language.
Dumple was developed by Titans of Old in 2003. It allows old DOS based BBS software and doors to be accessed from a web browser. Dumple is open source freeware.
I just connected to a Dumple BBS using FireFox, and I was able to play console ANSI games just like I did back in the 80's and 90's!
by Chris A. Clark May 5, 2008
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Dumples

A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!
"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.
by Revidescent July 8, 2012
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