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Deuce and Juice

The act of taking a shit, putting down the toilet lid, then jerking off on said toilet lid.
Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”

Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”
by Yoizai July 25, 2018
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Deuces

The act of holding your peace sign fingers sideways while simultaneously saying "deuces" to another individual. It can be meant as both a friendly and unfriendly way of saying goodbye or peace out to someone else.
Friendly way; Mark threw up deuces while leaving the epic party last night.

Unfriendly way; Jake threw up some deuces when he peeled out of Kyle's moms driveway after he left there with Hulk Hands!
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
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dub deuces

i roll on dub deuces so when i roll im fly
by Andrew April 26, 2003
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Deuce

by Shamen September 2, 2003
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Deuce-Block

'Deuce Block' is another name for the second floor of University of Arizona's "Coronado" Dormitory, an 8-Floored Housing Unit which has drawn media attention and outcry in recent years for its apparent lawlessness, and through-the-roof decree of sexually transmitted diseases.
"- Damn, blood, I've been hearing some whispers in the air about that Deuce-Block popping off tonight, nigga.

- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!

- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."

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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...

- Oh shitttt - crackin?

- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.

- Nommy nomm, playboy."
by Gankstawan July 9, 2009
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deuce-11

This is when you have a devasting shit, followed by another episode about 20 minutes later. This is like a terrorist attack on your b-hole.

Also, could be used to describe a monster shit that you were lucky to survive.
I have a deuce-11 in progress... earlier was just the first tower.
Can also sing along with Black and Yellow
"Ah huh you know what it is, every time I deuce I do it big... deuce-11, deuce-11,"
by BBroker May 7, 2011
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Deucey

Deucey - refers to something that is, crispy, rough, real, hot, icy, badd, and a nickname for Toledo rapper; Deuce D
Stranger: You see the candy paint on that Cadillac?
Stranger 2: Hell yea, thats Deucey Baby
by Alien Swag February 8, 2010
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