Green Dragon

An Alcoholic/Canibanoic drink made from soaking weed in an alcoholic beverage.

Desired affects increase with increased curing time and using a beverage high in poly-unsaturated fats and alcohol. The high poly-unsaturated fat count allowing for more THC to dissolve into the drink...use Malt Liquor, guys.

The leftover marijuana can be used for making hashish.

Green Dragon will fuck your shit up and it's handy!

by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

by Troy February 19, 2003

Dragon soop

Sexual energy in a can. A drink marketed for tramps, delinquints and heroes who don't get paid till next week.

I had three cans of dragon soop last night, I raped and pillaged more than a Ugandan death squad

by Dragon soop slayer September 24, 2012

dragon's lair

A turd that begins in the hole of the siphon of the toilet bowl and remains entirely intact. The importance of the intact body lies in the fact that it must be long enough for it to lay its glistening head outside of the water surrounding the beast's cave.

I had to leave the dirty toilet paper outside the bowl until I could properly document my dragon's lair. Shit was crazy.

by Thee White Knight September 18, 2010

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

Dragonboating

The act of "motorboating" a chick's ass. Purists will insist it should only be called dragonboating when performed on an Asian girl.

Related: vikingboating-when performed on Scandinavian chicks

Yo! check out that piece of fine ass on that Asian honey, I be dragonboating that tonight!

by Captain brrrr June 13, 2011

Blood Dragon

After having sex with a woman who is hard on her period (your balls are a bloody mess), stand next to the wall and smack your nuts into the wall, leaving a bloody print of a flying dragon.

I am sure she will be pissed off when she finds the blood dragon on her wall.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014