A fat Guy, that loves to Lie, and manipulate everyone, Loves to talk about kidbehindAcamera, Beourguest and others. When you ask him for proof, he will turn against you and talk shit back. Also Snorts like a pig when he lies.
by FUCKOFFTROLLS July 5, 2020

Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉
by Pigeon Bandit January 17, 2024

Usually an African American Male, Doug prefers to wear black jeans with shorts underneath while sagging. Doug is a Real One. Doug dont care bout nothin, Doug usually walks and goes wherever Doug pleases. Doug usually appears way older than he actually is, and also never takes his prefered sneaker off. What is his prefered sneaker you may ask? Jordans...always Jordans. doug dont do work for nobody, Doug is what you might call rebelious. Some may see Doug walking around randomly, but nobody really knows where he is going, except for Doug's younger extremely close friends. Some say his name may also be Greg, but that is only an Urban Legend...
by ESS3NC3 November 4, 2021

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.
by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023

Doug Merritt is a term used when you drink so much you get hypothermia and obtain alcohol poisoning. Our Doug Merritt can be used when your greening our on multiple keif bowls
by Yuhhhhhhhhhhayedee November 16, 2018

by vickysfan January 30, 2022

a short elf who blesses all with his presence. his smile lights up the room. if you don’t have a doug in your life. die.
by OpalLotus January 15, 2020
