Doomer

Basically every guy above 19 that got once heart-broken in high school

Unleash your doomer form pathetic college student

by Shinji kun June 2, 2021

uber doober

1. meaning very, extremely (ignore the idiot beneath me)

2. Uber means very in German, but doober isn't a real word.

Jonathon is uber doober annoying.

by Edward Seymore December 26, 2012

Dozer

A man's penis, generally above average.

Guy: You should come over and let me inroduce you to the dozer..
Girl: I don't even what that means..
Guy: Means I'm about to plow dat ass..

Guy: There's some major dirtwork to be done so back that hoe up on the dozer and we'll get started..

by BA_NB August 17, 2011

dozer

(adj/adv.) as invented by the gangstancers of smabv, derived from the construction-man word bulldozer, meaning ridiculously rad or outrageous, usually used in association with a legit/chill person/thing/event. See Bill Clinton, Apollo Ohno, and The Woman.

“damn, that longboard move was completely dozer.”

by reinbolt November 11, 2006

Doober Dump Tuck

When one tucks his penis between his legs while taking a shit so as to get fecal matter on the tip.

Thomas executed a Doober Dump Tuck to show Leland how much he really cared.

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007

Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Doober

A hernia protruding out of the groinal area, below the abdominal region right next to the penis. personally i have a hernia and the only defination of what happened to me is that i got a doober.

Dude 1: Man what the hell is right next to my dick.
Dude 2. Man thats a doober.

by Pordante May 24, 2004