Dirt McGerk

Cocaine and Weed.... Maybe even a little meth.

As stated in the Kodak Black song "DIRT MCGERK".

Somedude on the street: "Ayo Kodak what you smokin on."

Kodak: "That Dirt McGerk."

by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 20, 2023

dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

Dirt Diggler

A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.

"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."

by atothe April 7, 2009

Ass dirt

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.

me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt

friend: bleach and a scrub brush .

me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)

by the lomondo September 2, 2013

dirt pig

1. Dirty, obese girls with tight, stretchy pants and shirt fetishes. Exposed rolls of fat and odd tampon string indent, providing the illusion of a "curly pig tail."

1. "Sick! She's a real dirt pig, all right. Fuck."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

dirt kid

1) Commonly mistaken for a hobo
2) Poor hygiene (i.e. - never uses soap, never brushes teeth, ect...)
3) Listens to ICP, and enjoys ICP
4) Smokes cigarettes
5) Anger issues
6) In *rare* cases are quite wealthy but is in denial
7) Doesn't posse clean clothes or has holey clothing/dirty clothing
8) Not liked my many people in social class (an outcast)
9) Low self-esteem (i.e. - can't raise hand in class, can't stand up in front of a large group of people, ect...)
10) Doesn't comprehend easy words (i.e. - moral, flattered, ect...)

Shut up Jacob, dirt kids don't have free speech in this country.

by Randell El December 26, 2007

dirt track

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

by dave February 15, 2005