Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.

Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!

by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010

Free Dicking

When someone does not wear any underwear under their pants.

The man likes to go Free Dicking.

by Travis55 December 14, 2011

Hammer Dicking

Hammer Dicking
ˈhah-mur dik-eeng/
verb
1.
The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.

"Cat visited Jeff for a nice round of Hammer Dicking, but in the process was knocked unconscious."

by Lil Bandita November 25, 2016

dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.

Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.

by mcweaksause November 22, 2020

dicking around

Pretending to be Dick Chaney

Guy: Why's he grabbing his heart and groaning about bush?
Guy2: Oh, he's Dicking around.

by Amy October 30, 2003

deep dicking in the stab wound

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.

when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.

by NiMo March 1, 2005