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Quandale Dingle

A popular guy named Quandale Dingle has taken over the internet! Quandale Dingle is a real person that plays on a football team. It is unknown if this person owns the youtube channel ticklemytipp (the channel that originally uploads quandale videos), but we do know they are real. Quandale is 419 years old, and has a very complicated family tree.

Oh, btw, speed didnt give him the grand.
Ishowspeed: Yo Quandale. Quandale. I swear on my life that I will give you $1000 dollars if you can name all your cousins.
Speed: Right now. Swear.
Quandale Dingle: All of 'em?
Speed: Yup. Name all your cousins.
QD: Here, I'll name all of 'em right now. I'll name all of 'em right now. Alright hold on..
QD: Steven, Edgar, Diego, Lucy, Kramer, Amelio, Morgan, Cosmos, Solomon, Phil, Joe, Aaron, Jordan, Eugene, Arnold, Gertrude, Tyrone, Jones, *breath* Henry, Kevin, Daniel, Dante, *breath* Steven², Larry, Philip, uh- Joseph, Logan, Kris, James, Jack, Oliver, Jason, Aiden, Mason, Luke, Levi, Cameron, Wyatt, David, Carter, Isaac-
Speed: What the fuck!?
QD: Jaiden, Luca, Thomas, Maverick, *breath* Jo- *laughs* Joshua, Charlie, Miles, Caleb, Griffin *breath* Uh- Jig-a-boo Jones, St-
Speed: Alright, shut up, shut up!
QD: Okay, okay, okay..
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Quandale dingle

Quandale dingle is a gigachad who is drawing in ladies.
" Quandale dingle is coming to the party? Can't wait to suck his glizzy." - lanah Rhodes
by Koolaidchav445 May 10, 2022
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dingle bobby

A person who is of idiotic nature and doesn't understand social cues.
by Darkius Niggathorice III May 26, 2023
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dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life
Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.
by Goaty12 February 22, 2017
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dingle berries

From the Latin, dinglus berripimatae, hanging from butt-eye

Hardened, dried coagulation of poo-poo and/or other human excretion which forms on the fur surrounding the opening of the anal cavity.
Sorry I'm late. I called in someone to extract my dingle berries this morning, and it took longer than expected.
by Chaz Mataz February 26, 2004
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dingle bunny

a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.
Man after gym class I took my whitey tighteys off and found an ass amount of dingle bunnys.
by tophieCC August 31, 2010
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Dingle Hosey

Commonly used as an insult, but it really means you are super epic.
Mary sue: OMFG! Obama is a super Dingle Hosey!
Cary Lou: No....No he's not.
by Stanthemailman January 12, 2011
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