Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson

by Kutcher March 26, 2009

chili dipper

A term referring a bad golf shot, usually involving a divot behind the ball. Chili dipping occurs when you swing too hard or get too far behind the ball, causing a massive divot and sending the ball only a few yards, if any at all. Most amateurs chili dip often, sometimes more than once per hole. Chili dipping occurs mostly due to misuse of an iron, but if you're especially terrible, a chili dip may occur while using your putter.

Tin Cup: Hmm...a little chili dipper there...
Romeo: Be sure to do that in the Open.

Amateur golfer #1: {shanks the ball and leaves a massive divot}
Amateur golfer #2: I did that twice last hole, it's called a chili dipper.

by Goldie403b December 15, 2008

face diaper

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

Chicken Dipper

The act of reaching up behind a man, grabbing his ball sack, and ripping it off. Commonly done by honey badgers.

"I heard a zoo keeper got chicken dippered by a honey badger last night"

by NeonCreeper July 23, 2016

dumper

A relatively large ass.
When someone with a dumper backs up,
it can be dangerous

Wow, Jade has a dumper

by Alex GERONIMO! December 28, 2005

Diaper

A type of clothing made out of absorbent material and fashioned in the shape of underwear. Worn under normal pants to absorb urine and contain feces, most often worn by infants and toddlers not yet potty trained.

The baby's diaper is full, it needs to be changed

by xXanonymousXx October 6, 2012

dampercast

A podcast that captures the voice of generation Y. The three cornerstones of dampercast are facebook, ex-girlfriends and a third thing that Leland can never remember.

New Dampercast tonight! I hope Coop doesn't pussy out and not show up.

by JoanSoda June 13, 2009