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illusion

1. Dickless e-thug, who earns his income from "rolling" defenseless grannies by shallow unnecessary means. This act is committed without accomplices.
2. a kangaroo hopping (not to mention humping), knob-less poof, who purposely chopped his "knob" with a spoon (which may go by the alias "knife") so that he may parade it around and arouse his imaginery girl friend Justin Timberlake. In hopes of achieving a status of new heights as an e-thug. *claps hands* Yeah go ahead cry me a river. You got my vote for all the upcoming "best e-thug award"
illusion
by CS einstein August 27, 2003
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Spedical Illusion

When the passengers of a car misjudge the speed of the vehicle because they are viewing the analog speedometer at an angle. When not viewed straight on, the needle appears to indicate higher or lower speeds than the vehicle is actually travelling.
Jen: Slow down or the cops are going to arrest you.
Bob: I'm going the speed limit...
Jen: It looks like you're going 5 over from the passenger seat.
Bob: That's the spedical illusion messing with you.
by seanhuff@umich.edu January 8, 2008
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weird.illusions

The most sweetest kindest loving person I could ever ask for I love weird.illusions sm ☹️
Weird.illusions is so amazing
by Weird.illusions April 8, 2022
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Blue Trashbag Illusion

A fricken shitty ass gif. image that scares the shit out of you when a fucking ghost pops up and scares all the crap out of your body leaving you dead and on the floor... well not literally, but it could happen.
Tim: yo dude don't check out the Blue Trashbag Illusion

Stephen: Why *clicks link* HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

Tim: i told ya
by Berg1392 December 12, 2011
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Love is an illusion

'Love is an illusion' is a Webcomic ( manhwa - yaoi / bl + omegaverse ) which is about a guy who thought that he was an alpha, but he turned out to be an omega. And then he kinda got raped by a celebrity, got pregnant and then they married.
Person A - hey, did you read 'love is an illusion'
Person B - ya, istg I will hurt everyone who hates Byul, 'coz he' s an angel!
by Dinou265 April 7, 2021
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Dillion

A kind,sexy,funny,dirty yet gentle and kind hearted guy.
That guy is such a dillion
by Dillion December 21, 2016
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delusional bitch syndrome

A dumb bitch(usually a girl) who never has any idea what is going on.
Tati has delusional bitch syndrome (and misses wide open layups)
by Loki yoki September 29, 2019
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