Similar to a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, a dial-a-dick is someone who is more than willing to participate in sexual relations, without any of the hang ups associated with
No, no, no. I don't masturbate. I just call my dial-a-dick and he's at my apartment door in half an hour, down on my pussy five minutes after that.
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