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After Dinner Speech 

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
After Dinner Speech by KEJIAN March 2, 2009
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Dinner Chicken 

When you're so broke, you have to wait for drop-by visitors to leave before you buy food. It's a battle between their patience and your hunger pangs - who will chicken out first?
Damn, they've been here for 4 hours! They're expecting us to treat them to dinner, but our money has got to last to the end of the week. Looks like we'll be playing another game of Dinner Chicken.

Dinnerbomb 

When an individual or group of people intentionally show up, uninvited, to the same restaurant/location as another (unknowing) group or individual with the intention to piss off the unknowing group by (hopefully) sitting directly next to them.
Steve and Jenna made a reservation at Dee's restaurant for a nice romantic evening. Steve mentioned this to his friend Bobby casually during the day. Bobby decided it would be funny to get a group of friends together and also dine at Dee's restaurant that night. Bobby's group of 6 arrived before Steve and Jenna and were seated. When steve and Jenna walked in, they were surprised (and a little pissed off) to see the uninvited guests snickering at them as they were seated close by. Steve and Jenna got Dinnerbombed!
Dinnerbomb by THE Dinnerbomber January 24, 2012
The process in which one becomes beyond: see White Girl Wasted and does crazy shit like Front-Flips on trampolines, touching electric fences, fighting pants, and peeing on local doughnut shops. One will know they are Dianed when you have blackouts of being blacked out.
Stranger 1: See that guy pissing on Dunking Donuts he must be Dianed!
Stranger 2: That guy is a legend!
Dianed by JSerre June 18, 2014
she is a sweet girl but it doesn't take much for her to pop off on a girl. She has a short fuse temper but she tries to be cool with everyone but people seem to try and down grade her and make her feel like nothing.she has a average size booty and she is pretty and can dress and has all the kicks. she is cool
Omg look at dannecia over there with the new 12's on.
dannecia by issabhadie October 5, 2017

Dinner Loaf 

A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
Dinner Loaf by P8k&& February 18, 2018

Diannafied 

V. The act of losing your mind for a wide array of reasons due to the fact that a woman or man's sheer presence has left you dumbstruck like you just glanced at the true beauty, Dianna.
Bob to friend- Hey dude, you stoned or some shit? Finna say you acting Diannafied, over there in la la Land wicho bitch ass.
Diannafied by Diannafied69 October 23, 2018