I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job
by Bigbrachcock11 May 20, 2018
The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.
by Daniel Marq May 14, 2008
A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.
"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."
by thedruproject January 23, 2007
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The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial
at 2:00 a.m. over the internet
Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf
Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?
Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers
Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.
Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf
Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?
Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers
Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.
by Ringheezy October 19, 2008
by Beanhunter June 02, 2006
Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.
by Colls March 04, 2007