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ding dong 

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
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When you have some free time, ding me and we can get together for lunch.
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Ding Ding 

A penis figurine made by Michael Reeves
You can't buy it
Ding Ding is a friend
Ding Ding is holy
Ding Ding is love
Ding Ding by NoodleMan48 April 28, 2020

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong 

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

Ding Dongs 

A former professional wrestling tag team who wrestled in World Championship Wrestling. The Ding Dongs consisted of journeyman wrestlers Jim Evans and Richard Sartain. They hailed from "Bellville, USA" and wore costumes were full orange bodysuits clad with bells. Their main gimmick was one Ding Dong ringing a loud, annoying bell on the ring apron while the other Ding Dong wrestled. Introduced at Clash of the Champions VII, they were reviled by the fans from day one and disappeared after a dominating loss to the Skyscrapers where they were unmasked to complete the burial.
I was hoping for an excellent wrestling match when I turned onto TBS but all I saw were The Ding Dongs.
Ding Dongs by Bellville January 17, 2009

ding-jimmy 

Slang for the penis.
"My ding-jimmy's busted."
ding-jimmy by Author Greg December 3, 2003

ding-a-ling 

your penis swinging back&forth.

vagina+penis+ding-a-ling=I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
remember the simpsons episode with that dude singing that ding-a-ling song