We Note: Denys is a living legend.
Denys does not have armpit fat. but may have fat in other places. Mute Paul!!! Denys is trying not listen to himself talk.
Denys has a friend called Myrtle, she's not a turtle. But they like to bumsquat together, it is nice.
Rob is really regretting joining this call...
Denys likes fish and chips from Loo and radiators and he's not bald.
Denys came from Whales but Whales is closed :( Now Denys is stuck in the loo.
The end. (But he is very brave)
Denys does not have armpit fat. but may have fat in other places. Mute Paul!!! Denys is trying not listen to himself talk.
Denys has a friend called Myrtle, she's not a turtle. But they like to bumsquat together, it is nice.
Rob is really regretting joining this call...
Denys likes fish and chips from Loo and radiators and he's not bald.
Denys came from Whales but Whales is closed :( Now Denys is stuck in the loo.
The end. (But he is very brave)
Be like Denys
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
Get the Denysmug. denis is a cute and lovable guy with great fashion taste. he can be a little too much sometimes but overall he’s a great person to be around. most denis’ are bisexual and love to cuff their jeans. He also looks like a golden retriever
by dumbhotbitsh April 11, 2021
Get the denismug. denise green is one that many enjoy being around (when she’s not her true self) denise green is a lying, manipulative, fake, 2 sided, unlovable murderer. when you meet denise you won’t think for second how she really is . she gaslights & doesn’t show her true self until something doesn’t go her way. she’s a ugly troll looking beast & she isn’t good to be around anybody .
by henriajenksins January 4, 2023
Get the denise greenmug. When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snappermug. Really loving and nice to you at first. He will probably lose interest and cheat on you shortly afterwards. He'll make you never want to be around men ever again.
Someone: My ex cheated on me 7 times and now he's crying on my carpet.
Me: His name is Denis, isn't it?
Me: His name is Denis, isn't it?
by forrealonmomma22 November 21, 2021
Get the Denismug. Deni’s are introverted people with usually a bright mind. They get attached to people easily, although, they aren’t very loveable. Deni’s are typically interested in weird things as well, some like Greek Mythology, some like Architecture, and some are into Japanese cartoons. They aren’t the best looking of people, but have a big heart, and will open up to anyone willing to listen.
by denko but urban November 22, 2021
Get the Denimug. Denis is the quintessence of perfection. Is said Denis a being whose intelligence expands far beyond the norm, and whose charm and beauty win everyone’s heart.
Called Aplollo by the Greeks or Phœbus by the Romans, Denis has been worshipped as a symbol of beauty and harmony over the centuries.
Beside his extreme sexiness, a Denis can easily be recognized at his effortlessly cool style and accompanying sunglasses.
Be careful not to approach too close to him, legends say that getting lost in his big hazel eyes have drove some to madness.
Called Aplollo by the Greeks or Phœbus by the Romans, Denis has been worshipped as a symbol of beauty and harmony over the centuries.
Beside his extreme sexiness, a Denis can easily be recognized at his effortlessly cool style and accompanying sunglasses.
Be careful not to approach too close to him, legends say that getting lost in his big hazel eyes have drove some to madness.
- Hey Denis, why are you riding an Ostrich ?
- Cuz I’m awesome
- Makes sense , can I try?
- I think you should leave
- Ok
- Cuz I’m awesome
- Makes sense , can I try?
- I think you should leave
- Ok
by Nout-10997 April 20, 2020
Get the Denismug.