blind deaf

An up-and-coming metal/hardcore band in Elk Grove, CA.

Who's that hella good drummer from Blind Deaf?
Oh, that's blaqhawk!

by jklava October 23, 2007

deadfood

Spectre Os page fault green screen.

Fuck! my computer's deafood again.

by Eric November 7, 2004

Deaf spot

Equally to the blind spot of the retina, where the optic nerve is located, the deaf spot is that place of the eardrum, where you can find the hear nerve. This deaf spot is mostly a male-only problem, as German scientists discovered in the late 90s.

Darn! When Matt is watching football at TV he seems to be deaf. He'll not hear the telephone or doorbell ringing and if I call him, he'll not hear it too. It must be Matt's deaf spot!, Darryl said to her girlfriend.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008

Deaf nodder

The aggravating person at any event who continually just nods there head and agrees, during a conversation as if they have any idea what you are talking about, due to a loss of concentration or an unnecassary loud noise (usually music) in the background. It can be tested by insulting them and observing there reaction.

Chris:' hey man did u see Jeff at that party?'
James:'yea but he was just a deaf nodder they whole night'

by Red Cheeks Paul May 22, 2009

decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

deaf tits

A bible thumping employee with hearing disabilities in which every response from them begins with huh? Also they have gross tits.

Hey man ask deaf tits if she can move that tv. She didn't hear me !

by Ryno902013 April 8, 2017

ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008