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INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006
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DatNiggaTyrone

Dat Nigga Tyrone. phrase. 1). Used as a exclamational phrase when you loose something after a party and something(s) is/are missing.
AW! DatNiggaTyrone jacked my ma fuckin rocks!
by Bunji Takemoto July 16, 2008
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Pseudo-Dating

The act of partaking in platonic activites with a member of the opposite sex which, while appearing innocent on the surface, may be construed as inappropriate by a significant other. Pseudo-dating often involves mild flirtation and may progress to actual "dating" down the road.
My boyfriend gets very uncomfortable when I go on pseudo-dates with my handsome coworker.

I stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because I wouldn't want him to do it to me.
by WTZ_82 February 28, 2008
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datenwolf

Constantly criticizing everyone and anything, without doing it in a better or helping way and without dropping the own ego.
Linux Bully Beatdown at #27C3 feat. Wolfgang Draxinger ( datenwolf) vs. Lennard Poettering.
by fnord1337 January 17, 2011
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Dating green

The eco-friendly practice of recycling, or re-dating, former boyfriends/girlfriends, regardless of whether or not it is a terrible idea.
Jane: "Omg, can you believe that Sarah got back together with that jackass, Matt?!"
Melissa: "I know, right!? At least she's thinking of the environment and dating green, though..ha."
by C. Giles October 7, 2009
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dating data

( considering that a person is on more than 1 dating sites ast

( noun): the amount of physical space as well as data being used by all the combined dating apps on your phone

( verb): dating exclusively online instead of in a combination of online/real life
If you are going to be dating data, definition b), you are either afraid of a findom sugar baby or you have completely lost contact with reality, or you may be suffering a severe case of social anxiety
by Sexydimma July 13, 2016
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