cooter curtains

The lacy underwear worn by women.

Womens underwear, Panties, sexy undergarment.
Those are some sexy cooter curtains you have on.

by speedklz July 3, 2010

beefy curtains

The flaps of skin surounding a woman's vagina.

Her beefy curtains were so big they hung out of her thong.

by Sean S. December 13, 2003

meat curtains

a females outer lips of her pussy

you love eating meat curtains

by thisgirllovesthatgurl July 29, 2003

curtains

Objects that are not only window decorations, but are also used for entertainment, or "hooking" yourslef.

"Wow, Berta, those are some dandy curtains! you can accidently hook them, if you want to!"

by AVictimOfCreepery June 29, 2011

Vagina Curtains

1Enlongated vagina flaps

My vagina curtains are bunching in my tight pants.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Curtain washing

Where one who is lucky enough to possess long vagina flaps, squats over her unknowing prey - usually asleep, passed out or even dead, and proceeds to dunk, stroke and caress her trailing labia into any available cervice or indeed hole of the human face. The mouth and eye sockets are the most desired areas to scrub upon.
Curtain washing (aka inverted teabag, kunt kissing) is a very rare maneuver and very few have had the pleasure of seeing it performed.

Leigh was so infuriated by the nights events she decided her satin curtains could do with a good wash to calm her down and the nearest thing to a washboard was that horrible boy's face.

Luke: Hey, have you ever seen your wife wash the curtains?
Matthew: No, my wife is a pussy, curtain washing is for the brave and fearless

by The Teaman April 3, 2011