DK Crop Dusting

The act of entering a person's Live Stream (usually one in which the topic you disagree with) and leaving contradictory and baiting comments. These comments are typically sanctimonious in nature, implying your moral superiority over all who are currently enjoying the Live, with the intention of hijacking the focus onto one's self.

Did you see when Donna came into my Live today and totally crop dusted the comment section? Ya, she totally knew no one would care about what she had to say, but DK Crop Dusting occurred anyways!

by Funnelcakes December 16, 2019

Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie September 30, 2015

Crop?

it literally is just commented on peoples video for no reason or for it considered funny

crop?

by ur gaeië March 30, 2022

crop money

Marijuana or other drugs that are sold and the money that is earned is known as crop cash/cash crop/crop money

Tre: Wus Hanin? (What’s up)

JJ: nun much man jus got that henny n crop money (nothing much just made drug money and bought Hennessey)

Tre: oh that’s wussup

by Urbancomputer October 28, 2017

Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022