Commando Crocodile

A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.

Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants

by George Hiffy November 6, 2023

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Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

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As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

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Lyle Lyle crocodile

The hottest voice out there. He’s so pretty and makes the best lalala

Lyle Lyle crocodile is a crocodile and loves being human

by BiscuitToesOwO March 18, 2023

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Crockett county

Crockett county Is located in west Tennessee and Is a town where uneducated rednecks and pregnant teenagers flock. No one really knows much about Crockett except for the fact that they had a std outbreak. Juuling is cooling and lipping is dipping in this county.If u see a lip you better have dip. Yee yee bubba

“Did you hear about that freshman that got pregnant?”
“Yea she’s from Crockett county of course!”

by Hillbilly420 December 13, 2018

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