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Crissy

Crissy is a fun little Asian and she loves everyone. No matter how you are feeling or how Crissy is feeling she can make your day better. She loves with her whole heart no matter how many times it’s been broken. If you don’t have a Crissy in your life I highly suggest you get one.
Did you see Crissy?
Yeah, she’s so perfect.
by Notracking October 28, 2020
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Mid-life crisis,

1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.
Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.
by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013
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Mid Life Crisis Car

Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be

Audi TTs

And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!
by Bobby Elvis July 15, 2014
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Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
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midnight crisis

when it's midnight and you realise you should start hauling ass to finish your homework
Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades
by proprocrastinator April 17, 2014
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crisis management

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.
To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.
by Slim Jim Whitman January 23, 2008
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The crisis

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town
"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!
by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
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