Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Animal Crackers

Some Crackers That'll make you say Yesssirrrr.

Real Defenition: An animal cracker is a particular type of small cracker or cookie, baked in the shape of an animal, usually an animal either at a zoo or circus, such as a lion, a tiger, a bear, or an elephant.

Person 1: dang these animal crackers be hecka good

Person 2: Yesssirrr

by Dank_Memez October 5, 2020

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

lemon crackers

they hit different

lemon crackers hit dif

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022

Snatch crackers

Slang for tampon.

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.

by Txhellhound January 14, 2023