corporate pickpocketing

Big corporations stealing your hard earned money with their fees, usage charges & service costs. And there's nothing you can do about it.

ie:

Banks nickle & diming you to death with service charges that cost them NOTHING to process.

Gas companies lowering the price per litre/gallon a few cents for a week then raising the price a few cents higher than the original price to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.

Paying fukn 25 cents to use a public washroom.

Paying a bridge/road toll when Publics Works has already paid off this infrastructure.

Visa/Mastercard gouging your eyeballs out with 21% service charges.

Your government taxing you / stealing from you whenever you open your wallet.

-- PAYING MONEY TO GET YOUR OWN FKN MONEY OUT OF THE BANK... the list goes on.

1) Gee, I thought I had a few bucks to rent a few movies this weekend but the bank took out it's $100 service fees for the month. There they go with their corporate pickpocketing again. Guess I'll have to torrent some movies for free. ;)

2) I filled up my gas tank today just so I could get to work, now I have to put in overtime to pay for my goddamn gas money to just get to work! .. damn gas companies up to their usual corporate pickpocketing as always

by ChaoticLunatic August 8, 2009

combulate

To figure out, after repeatedly asking the same stupid question, of many people.

That moron finally combulated the answers to his homework by harassing virtual reference librarians.

by frankenstuart January 17, 2009

corporate socialism

An economic policy that takes from the people and gives to corporations.

This is the ideological opposite of a Democratic Socialist, that keeps a free-market economy but with strong efficient social safety nets.

A Corporate Socialist ultimately wants to make sure that the vast majority >99% of created wealth continues to go to large corporations.

Corporate Socialism is executive bonuses and stock buybacks for large corporations.

Democratic Socialism is investing in your people for a better, stronger, and cheaper future.

US President 45 is a corporate socialist.

by Togi2351 March 8, 2020

corporate insider

A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"

Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's [e-mail]."

Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

Capulate

(n.) The act of sexual climax; only applies to small, prepubescent nuisance.

In all cases, the person capulating is called the "Cappy."

Some Girl- Oh, oh, OHHH!

Cappy- That's right, bitch, I'm about to capulate all up in this shit!

by A-Bag777 February 13, 2012

Corporate

The spouse, in the sense that she would need to approve a purchase, trip, or activity.

Man, I was going to get that 47-inch Sony flat screen, but Corporate would only sign off on a 32-inch Hitachi.

Sorry, Corporate didn't approve the Vegas weekend. Go on without me.

by burnt sox March 28, 2010

Climaxing the corporate ladder

To get promoted up by getting into bed / sleeping with the bosses

Female Employee 1: Diana just got promoted to managing director!

Female Employee 2: Wow she's really climbing the corporate ladder.
Female Employee 3: Yea more like CLIMAXING the corporate ladder! She's the company Slut!

by nypaliguy June 28, 2010