Conan

An American late night talk show host who's face resembles some kind of rodent.

"Do you think Conan pays the audience to laugh at his jokes."
"Der!"

by olympus October 2, 2005

Conan the Barbarian

The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.

"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"

by Jay Young May 24, 2005

dronan on da conan

v., to make fun of a african perosn(s) usually somali, usually named abdirahman, harshly.

nj: you are stupid
abdi: darnet
nj: dronan on da conan

by kbusnoks September 24, 2006

Conan Complaint

A complaint by a person who is half as good at his/her job as the last person in it, and yet whines before being paid $45 million to resign.

Man, seriously, that Conan Complaint actually worked with those head honchos? All he did was cost us 2.5 million customers!

by JayInAtlanta January 22, 2010

conajulating

to conajulate

The flux capacitator stopped conajulating.

by The Conjulater March 30, 2009

conal

a person who thinks they are cool is called a conal

you are such a conal

by yeeet7778 June 10, 2019

Conah

An annoying twat who takes up the whole desk in both GCSE and A-Level history. Thinks he is the bees knees and is infact quite the opposite. Complains at having a teacher that he doesnt not realise is just an older version of him. Does not have a laugh ego, is just a bit deluded.

"I hate Michael"
"Yeah, he did a Conah in history the other day so i punched his cock"

by manamanotjeff February 13, 2018